LIRAR MF Remix

OooooH...

Give me the motherfucken' peace, boy
To free my motherfucken' soul,
I wanna get lost in your motherfucken' Rock n' Roll,
And slaughter my motherfucken' co-workers....

(repeat and fade)

What a cunt of a song.
It doesn't even scan properly. I know these things because I'm smart about music.

I've been a bit slack about the LIRAR report over the last few weeks, for reasons that should be obvious from

splodgenoodles's posts, but let's bring you all up to speed shall we?

After deciding to record these matters That Song was played once every day for the following week, between 6:00am and 9:00am. Every Damn Day!!! (exact times and dates available on request).

Just as I suspected.

Then things turned nasty. I had, for reasons of my own, elected to start work a bit earlier one day, in order to be able to clear out extra early. So I was in the sorting room earlier than usual, before my normal "listening" hours, when the good folk at SuckAllTheJoyOutOfLife FM had no reason to suspect I was able to hear them. I'm sure you can guess where I'm going with this one, folks, and you're absofuckenlutely correct. They played That Song.

Fair enough, I guess. Get it out of the way early. Spare the pain during the actual working hours, just this once. But No No No! No indeedy not. They played it again that day, in it's normal spot. Smack dab in the middle between the "Tell Us How Dumb You Are" segment and Generic Whiney Girl Song.

I was little gobsmacked quite frankly. This is turning out to be considerable more severe than I thought. I may need to take action.